Hump Day Poetry: Hump Day by Jack Ellison


We stumbled upon this cute poem written about the day falling in the middle of the week, called Hump Day, by Jack Ellison. Hump Day is Wednesday and regarded as the the midpoint of a typical working week. Please enjoy this our featured poem for today called Hump Day, by Jack Ellison.

Hump Day
By Jack Ellison

It's “hump day” as it's often been called
The absolute middle of the week
Last weekend's gone and all but forgotten
Next one will probably repeat

The name may have a sexual connotation
If your mind is down in the gutter
Looking for something of a sexual nature
Got some worse words I could utter

But this guy's a fine upstanding gentleman
Been called squeaky clean at times
Usually take  a shower three times a day
I'm a sweet and fun loving kind

I wouldn't say sh*t if I was covered in it
Probably call it do-do or poop
Could never be a manly construction worker
Sure don't belong in that group

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